Everybody Hates Chris, Season 4

Mr. Thurman:
Do you know William Henry Harrison?

Chris:
Yeah. Wasn't he that guy who cleaned up that woman in My Fair Lady?

Mr. Thurman:
No, that was Rex Harrison.

Chris:
Oh.

Mr. Thurman:
William Henry Harrison was the ninth President of the United States, and he gave the longest inaugural address in history, and guess what?

Chris:
What?

Mr. Thurman:
Since you like to talk so much, you are gonna memorize that speech!

Chris:
But I have to study for finals!

Mr. Thurman:
Not if you don't get that speech memorized because if ya don't, you're gonna get suspended, and then you won't be here to take final exams! You got a momma joke for that?

Narrator:
If I tell it, I'll get suspended right now.