Everybody Hates Chris, Season 4

Tallulah:
My name is Tallulah LaFitte. I came in here the other day to get my hair dyed honey brown, and it come up like this!

Rochelle:
Well, did you have color in your hair before you came in?

Tallulah:
So, what if I did? I didn't want my hair to be orange! I look like Ronald BlackDonald!

Rochelle:
Well, hair is like crayons, you know? You mix colors, you get new colors. If you don't know what you mixin', you don't know what you're gonna get.

Tallulah:
I don't care about no mixin' colors, miss! You need to give me a refund!

Narrator:
You need to put those fingers away!

Rochelle:
Um, we don't give refunds. That's our policy. Didn't you read the signs?

Tallulah:
Then I need to speak to the manager!

Rochelle:
She's just gonna tell you the same thing I just said.

Tallulah:
How do you know that?

Rochelle:
Because she is me! So I'm sorry, but no. Whatever happened to that head of yours, it's not our fault.

Narrator:
That's what the President of Hollywood said to Britney Spears.

Tallulah:
Ah-ah! This is not over, miss! Until you give me back my money, I'm putting a mojo on you and yours. A hex on everything you touch and everything you do. So it is said, so it shall be done. [chants in foreign language, then leaves the beauty salon]

Narrator:
That was Barack Obama's middle name.

Rochelle:
And Obama-lu to you, too!