Everybody Hates Chris, Season 4

Julius:
How many times does a girl graduate from sixth grade?

Narrator:
In Bed-Stuy, five.

Tonya:
Thanks, Daddy.

Rochelle:
What are you writing, Drew?

Drew:
It's a list of things I can do on Amateur Night at the Apollo. I'm gonna try out.

Julius:
Drew, that's a tough audience. You can't just go up there and do anything; they will boo you faster that Casper on Halloween.

Rochelle:
Stevie Wonder could see before he did Amateur Night; they booed him blind.

Tonya:
They booed "Magic" Johnson so bad, he gave up singing.

Drew:
"Magic" Johnson is a basketball player.

Tonya:
Now.

Drew:
Well, they're not gonna boo me.

Narrator:
That's what Roseanne said before she sang the National Anthem!