Everybody Hates Chris, Season 4

Narrator:
[as Chris enters a diner] Next to a pregnancy scare, waitin' for the results from my G.E.D. was one of the scariest moments of my life.

Waitress:
Who gets that fried crust?

[Chris inserts a quarter into the jukebox on the table, then "Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi plays]

Rochelle:
[showing up] Hi, baby.

Chris:
Hey. Where's Drew and Tonya?

Rochelle:
They're walkin' over from Doc's.

Chris:
[singing along] Tommy used to work on the docks. Union's been on strike; he's down on his luck. It's tough.

Rochelle:
[as Drew and Tonya show up] Hey!

Tonya:
Hi Mom.

Drew:
Oh, I love fried crusts!

Rochelle:
Don't fill up on it.

Tonya:
Where's Daddy?

Drew:
In his skin. When he jumps out, you can jump in.

Rochelle:
[singing along] Hold on...

Chris:
[singing along] ...if we make it or not. We'll give it a shot.

Chris, Drew, Tonya and Rochelle:
[singing along] Oh, we're halfway there! Oh, oh! Livin' on a prayer! Take my hand; we'll make it, I swear! Oh, oh! Livin' on a prayer!

Chris:
Hey Ma, I heard they were hirin' at Red Lobster.

Tonya:
They're not hirin' you.

Drew:
I wonder how hungry people have to be to eat a lobster? Like, who looks at that and says, "Man, that looks good!"?

Rochelle:
Have you thought about what you're gonna do if you don't pass the G.E.D.?

Julius:
[showing up with Chris' G.E.D. results] Hey, everybody.

Tonya:
Hey, Daddy.

Rochelle:
Hi. What's that?

Julius:
Chris' G.E.D. results.

Drew:
Did you pass?

Tonya:
Open it.

Julius:
Is that fried crust?

Drew:
Yeah. And it's good.

Chris:
[last line on the show] What's it say? [the screen blacks out afterwards, leaving it ambiguous as to whether Chris passed the G.E.D. or not, and the credits roll in silence]