Father Ted, Series 2

Father Ted:
Father Jack, do you have any preferences?

Father Jack:
Holiday!

Father Ted:
Yes, we're on holiday. Would you like to go anywhere?

Father Jack:
What?

Father Ted:
Would you like to go somewhere?

Father Jack:
Who are you?

Father Ted:
I was just asking, would you like to go somewhere now that we're here? Would you like to go for a lovely walk?

Father Jack:
I like cake!

Father Ted:
Yes, I... [sotto, to Dougal] I think I'll just stop talking to Father Jack now.

Father Jack:
Where am I? What's that thing there? Are those my feet?

Father Ted:
God, let's just get him to sleep and we'll head off ourselves. [to Jack] Okay Father, into your box!

Father Jack:
Drink, arse, girls, dr- [he instantly falls asleep as Ted places a cardboard box over his head]