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Father Ted, Series 2

Father Ted is a religion-themed situation comedy produced by Hat Trick Productions for the UK's Channel 4 and written by Arthur Mathews and Graham Linehan. It airs over three series for a duration of 4 years from 21 April 1995 until 1 May 1998. more »

Father Purcell:
We run the gas off the electricity and the electricity off the gas and we save two hundred pounds a year, but then a few weeks later ah god, I'll never forget it now, we got a new boiler..."

Father Ted:
Are you alright there Fathers?

Father Jack:
HELP ME!!!

Father Purcell:
Ah hello Ted, I was just telling Father Jack about the thing there last year, how did you fare with yours?

Father Ted:
Er I don't know what you're....

Father Purcell:
Because you know they have no morals and no respect for human life. But what they do have and no-one can deny this now, they have the finest collection of boilers in the world! And I include Canada in that!

Father Ted:
(to Father Purcell) Actually I'd just like to borrow Father Jack for a moment...

Father Jack:
Thank CHRIST!

Father Purcell:
Ah God, I remember the first time I saw that boiler now, beautiful!

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