Father Ted, Series 2

Elderly Lady:
Hello Father, did you hear about the whistle being stolen?

Father Ted:
Yes, I was--

Elderly Lady:
I never thought that I'd see the like. What next? Somebody will be murdered, and then where are we? Drive by shootings in the night, it'll be like Boys in the Hood. And then they'll have hoes selling their wares in the middle of the street and the pimps will be using crack cocaine to keep the whores under control--' [Gun shot fires in background] '--I'm going home now Father to lock meself in the basement til they catch that fella. Good-bye to ye father.

Father Ted:
...Good-bye.