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Father Ted, Series 2

Father Ted is a religion-themed situation comedy produced by Hat Trick Productions for the UK's Channel 4 and written by Arthur Mathews and Graham Linehan. It airs over three series for a duration of 4 years from 21 April 1995 until 1 May 1998. more »

Father Dougal:
You know the way he's got big floppy ears flopping all over the place?

Father Ted:
Yes?

Father Dougal:
Why don't we call him Father Jack Hackett?

Father Ted:
[sarcastically] Perfect! Father Jack it is!

Father Jack:
What?

Father Ted:
Oh, nothing, Father. Dougal's decided to name his new pet rabbit after you.

Father Jack:
What?

Father Dougal:
I think Father Jack wants a drink.

Father Jack:
[gleeful] Drink! Drink!

Father Ted:
Maybe we could give him water.

Father Jack:
Water!? Feck!

Father Ted:
Dougal, this is getting far too confusing! Can you not come up with a better name?

Father Dougal:
Ah Ted I've got used to calling him Father Jack now! Can we not call Jack something else?

Father Ted:
[exasperated] Flipper! Flipper the Priest!

Father Jack:
Yes!

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