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Father Ted, Series 3

Father Ted is a situation comedy produced by Hat Trick Productions for the UK's Channel 4 and written by Arthur Mathews and Graham Linehan. It aired over three series from 21 April 1995 until 1 May 1998. more »

[Father Fitzpatrick and his Nazi friend take two valium]

Father Seamus Fitzpatrick:
Wait, these aren't Valium! These are the cyanide we kept for emergencies! You put cyanide next to the Valium, you old fool, that's asking for trouble!

Nazi Veteran:
Oh, shut up!

Father Seamus Fitzpatrick:
You shut up! We've only got fifteen seconds to live!

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