Father Ted, Series 3

Upon meeting Richard Wilson, a.k.a. Victor Meldrew

Father Ted:
You know what he'd love? He'd really love it if someone came up to him and said his catchphrase.

Father Dougal:
Oh, yeah, Ted! He'd love that! You should definitely do that.

Father Ted:
Should I?

Father Dougal:
Oh, yeah. I'd say no-one ever does that to him. He'll think you're hilarious. You know, this is one of those times where I'm absolutely, one hundred million percent sure that you'll be doing the right thing. I can safely say that you definitely, definitely won't regret doing that.

Father Ted:
Okay, I'm going to do it. Will I?

Father Dougal:
Yeah, go on!

Father Ted:
Okay, hold the camera.

[Ted walks over to Wilson, who is talking to a tour guide]

Father Ted:
(yells loudly) I don't believe it!

[Wilson violently assaults Ted, and has to be restrained]

Richard Wilson:
I'll bloody well kill you!

[Ted eventually escapes Wilson, and walks back to Dougal, looking shellshocked]

Father Dougal:
Well? What did he say? Did he laugh?

Father Ted:
No. No, no, no. Not really. I'm going to sit down now.