Father Ted, Series 1

Father Ted:
Right, well it looks bad alright. I called Dr. Sinnot, I gave him the symptoms over the phone and he said he's probably dead alright. The pulse not being there is bad enough, but the heart stopping is the real danger sign.

Father Dougal:
That happened to my uncle once. His heart stopped, and he was fine afterwards.

Father Ted:
His heart stopped? How long for?

Father Dougal:
A week.

Father Ted:
A week? And he was fine afterwards?

Father Dougal:
Er, no. Actually, now I think about it, he died.