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Father Ted, Series 2

Father Ted is a religion-themed situation comedy produced by Hat Trick Productions for the UK's Channel 4 and written by Arthur Mathews and Graham Linehan. It airs over three series for a duration of 4 years from 21 April 1995 until 1 May 1998. more »

The parochial house roof is leaking, and they need to raise some money...

Father Ted:
God Almighty, that's going to cost a fortune to fix. Where are we going to get the money? Think, Dougal, how can we raise some money?

Father Dougal:
Hmmm....

Ted:
Yes, I know. Aha! (give knowing glance)

Dougal:
Aha!

Ted:
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Dougal:
I think so, Ted. But now wait, I'm not sure....

Ted:
What?

Dougal:
I mean, it is a big step, and err, where are we going to get the guns?

Ted:
(mystified) What are you talking about?

Dougal:
Oh, wait a minute now - actually I might have been thinking about something different...

Ted:
You thought we were going to rob a bank, didn't you?

Dougal:
I did, yeah!

Ted:
Well, Dougal, this isn't a Bruce Willis film. I was thinking more along the lines of a raffle.

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