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Father Ted, Series 2

Father Ted is a religion-themed situation comedy produced by Hat Trick Productions for the UK's Channel 4 and written by Arthur Mathews and Graham Linehan. It airs over three series for a duration of 4 years from 21 April 1995 until 1 May 1998. more »

Father Ted:
Father Jack, where did you get the air freshener?

Father Jack:
CAR!

Father Ted:
Oh, god...

Father Jack:
Drived the car!

Father Ted:
Not the new car! Tell me the truth, Father, have you been drinking?

Father Jack:
(looks at the half-empty bottle of whisky he's holding and thinks for a moment) YES!

Father Ted:
Tell me from the beginning. Where did you drive?

Father Jack:
Shops! Drink! Corner! Shops! Got out! TRUCK!

Father Ted:
A truck?!

Father Jack:
(smashing two empty cans of lager together) TWO trucks!!!

Father Ted:
Let's take a look. See if there's anything we can salvage.

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