Father Ted, Series 2

Father Ted:
Sister Assumpta, you know we really are only up for the basic booze, fags and rollerblading deal. I mean, the getting up early thing is great but- This is water.

Sister Assumpta:
That's right.

Father Ted:
....Alright, alright, having a bit of a laugh with the big thickos from the island. Where's our real breakfast?

Father Dougal:
Ted, I'd love a pop-tart.

Father Ted:
Yes, Father Dougal likes his pop tarts first thing in the morning.

Sister Assumpta:
I really don't think pop tarts have any place in our Lord's plan for the world.

Father Ted:
I think they have as much a place as anything else. Maybe our Lord doesn't take a personal interest in them but I'm sure He delegates them to someone almost as important.

Father Dougal:
What about....Frosties?

Father Ted:
Again, same thing: He might not have come up with the idea but He'd be the one who'd give them the green light.

Father Dougal:
Oh right. But if you take something like, say, Sugar Puffs, now or Lucky Charms-

Sister Assumpta:
FATHERS, COULD YOU PLEASE- Could you please stop having that conversation, finish your breakfast and come outside for your daily punishment.