Freakazoid!, Season 2

Freakazoid! (1995-1997) is an American animated television series featuring a madcap superhero named Freakazoid. It was created by Steven Spielberg and Warner Bros. Animation. more »

[Guitierrez tries to find Freakazoid's weakness, so he pulls a green rock out of his cloak]

Guitierrez:
Behold, the purest Kryptonite. Feeling weak, my friend, oh so weak?

Freakazoid:
That's Superman's weakness, not mine!

Guitierrez:
Really?

Freakazoid:
Yeah, duuuuuuhhh!

Guitierrez:
Oh, that stupid man at the store! Well then, how about this! [pulls out a yellow pad of paper, and holds it in front of Freakazoid's face] Does the yellow hurt your eyes, my friend? Getting weak, oh so very weak?

Freakazoid:
That's the Green Lantern!

Guitierrez:
Oh, shoot! [throws it down] Then how 'bout some... [picks up a glass of water and throws it in Freakazoid's face] water in your face! Are you melting, melting, my friend?

Freakazoid:
That's the Wicked Witch!

Guitierrez:
Oh, we're wasting time. What is your weakness?

Freakazoid:
Well...

[scene switch to Freakazoid in a cage]

Freakazoid:
Dumb, dumb, dumb! Never tell the villain how to trap you in a cage!

Guitierrez:
You probably shouldn't have helped us build it, either.

Freakazoid:
I know! Dumb!

Guitierrez:
So... graphite bars charged with negative ions. That is your weakness, eh?

Freakazoid:
That, or poo gas.

Guitierrez:
You know, it's a funny thing. Nobody likes poo gas, my friend. Blagh!

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