Friends, Season 2

[Joey and Chandler are trying to figure out which of two babies is Ben, whom they had left on the bus earlier.]

Joey:
Well, that one has ducks on his t-shirt and this one has clowns, and Ben was definitely wearing ducks...

Chandler:
Okay.

Joey:
...Or clowns. Oh! Oh, wait, that one's definitely Ben! Remember? He had that cute little mole by his mouth!

Chandler:
Yeah?

Joey:
Yeah.

[Chandler reaches for one of the babies.]

Chandler:
Hey, Ben, remember us?

[He quickly recoils from the baby.]

Chandler:
Okay, the mole came off. What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?

Joey:
Uh, uh...we'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns.

Chandler:
Oh, we're gonna flip for the baby?!

Joey:
You got a better idea?

[Chandler digs a coin out of his pocket]

Chandler:
Okay, call it in the air.

[He flips the coin]

Joey:
Heads.

Chandler:
Heads it is.

Joey:
Yes!

[Joey turns to Chandler, relieved, while Chandler stares at him exasperatedly]

Chandler:
We have to assign heads to something!

Joey:
Oh! Right! Okay, okay, uh...ducks is heads, because ducks have heads.

[There is a long pause while Chandler stares at Joey disbelievingly]

Chandler:
(sarcastically) What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?