American Dad!, Season 5

Breakfast Haus waiter:
Y'all have enough time?

Roger:
I'll have two eggs - one over easy, one over medium - three sausage links, a cup of cottage cheese with a drizzle of honey, a fruit cup - unless it's mostly honeydew melon, in which case skip it and make it half a grapefruit, a glass of whole milk over ice and a side of toast, barely browned - closer to bread than toast, I'm not joking - with as many local jams as you have in stock. Oh, and a Bloody Mary.

Breakfast Haus waiter:
We don't serve alcohol.

[scene changes to Café Olé]