Friends, Season 5

[Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are all trapped in Monica's room. Chandler has his ear pressed to the door.]

Phoebe:
Can you hear anything?

Chandler:
Oh, yeah, someone just said, "Can you hear anything?"

[Joey is searching for something under Monica's bed. Monica turns around and sees Joey's butt sticking out from the top of her bed.]

Monica:
Hey, Joey's ass. What are you doing?

Joey:
[About Ross and Rachel] Well, remember when they had that big fight and broke up, and we got stuck in here with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said "Rachel" at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, you know? So I hid this in here.

[Places a small box on the bed filled with candy bars and other things.]

Monica:
Ooh! Candy bars, crossword puzzles...

Phoebe:
Ooh, Mad Libs! MINE!

[Chandler finds a few condoms in the box.]

Chandler:
Condoms?

Joey:
Hey, you don't know how long we're gonna be in here. We may have to repopulate the Earth!

Chandler:
And condoms are the way do that...!