Friends, Season 5

Friends is a sitcom about a group of friends in the New York City borough of Manhattan that was originally broadcast from 1994 to 2004. It was created by David Crane and Marta Kauffman, and produced by Kevin S. Bright, Marta Kauffman and David Crane. more »

Ross:
Someone at work ate my sandwich!

Chandler:
Well, what did the police say?

Ross:
My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich! I can't believe someone ate it!

Chandler:
It's just a sandwich!

Ross:
Just a sandwich? I'm 30 years old, I'm going to be divorced twice and I just got evicted! That sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life! SOMEONE ATE THE ONLY GOOD THING GOING ON IN MY LIFE! [pauses]

Monica:
I have enough stuff for one more sandwich. I was going to eat it myself, but...

Ross:
That would be incredible! Thank you so much! I still can't believe someone ate it!! I left a note!

Chandler:
[reading the note] "Knock-knock." "Who's there?" "Ross Geller's lunch." "'Ross Geller's lunch' who?" "Ross Geller's lunch; please don't take me, ok?"

Joey:
I'm surprised you didn't go home wearing your lunch!

Phoebe:
You want to hold on to your food, you have to scare people off. I learned that living on the street.

Ross:
Really? So what would you say? 'Keep your mitts off my grub'?

Chandler:
Ross, when you picture Phoebe living on the street, is she surrounded by the entire cast of Annie?

Phoebe:
[writing a note] This will keep them away from your stuff!

[Everyone sees the note and gasps]

Monica:
Phoebe, you are a bad-ass!

Phoebe:
Someday I'll tell you about the time I stabbed a cop!

Monica:
Phoebe!

Phoebe:
HE STABBED ME FIRST!!

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