Friends, Season 5
Ross:
Someone at work ate my sandwich!
Chandler:
Well, what did the police say?
Ross:
My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich! I can't believe someone ate it!
Chandler:
It's just a sandwich!
Ross:
Just a sandwich? I'm 30 years old, I'm going to be divorced twice and I just got evicted! That sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life! SOMEONE ATE THE ONLY GOOD THING GOING ON IN MY LIFE! [pauses]
Monica:
I have enough stuff for one more sandwich. I was going to eat it myself, but...
Ross:
That would be incredible! Thank you so much! I still can't believe someone ate it!! I left a note!
Chandler:
[reading the note] "Knock-knock." "Who's there?" "Ross Geller's lunch." "'Ross Geller's lunch' who?" "Ross Geller's lunch; please don't take me, ok?"
Joey:
I'm surprised you didn't go home wearing your lunch!
Phoebe:
You want to hold on to your food, you have to scare people off. I learned that living on the street.
Ross:
Really? So what would you say? 'Keep your mitts off my grub'?
Chandler:
Ross, when you picture Phoebe living on the street, is she surrounded by the entire cast of Annie?
Phoebe:
[writing a note] This will keep them away from your stuff!
[Everyone sees the note and gasps]
Monica:
Phoebe, you are a bad-ass!
Phoebe:
Someday I'll tell you about the time I stabbed a cop!
Monica:
Phoebe!
Phoebe:
HE STABBED ME FIRST!!
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