Friends, Season 8

Monica:
Just so you know, I'm not gonna make a turkey this year.

Joey:
What?

Monica:
Phoebe doesn't eat turkey.

Joey:
Phoebe!

Phoebe:
Turkeys are beautiful, intelligent animals!

Joey:
No, they're not! They're ugly and stupid and delicious! Besides, eating them is a tradition. It goes back to the very first Thanksgiving when the Indians sat down with the cowboys!

Rachel :
Oh, right, that's when they had that big rodeo at Plymouth Rock!

Monica:
It's not just Phoebe. Will's still on a diet, Chandler doesn't eat Thanksgiving food and Rachel's having her aversion to poultry!

Joey:
She is?

Rachel:
Yeah! Don't you remember? I had to leave the room the other day when you had that roast chicken?

Joey:
Yeah, but I thought it was just because I put the whole thing on my hand and made it walk across the table!

Monica:
It just doesn't seem worth it to make an entire turkey for just three people, okay? It's a lot of work!

Joey:
But you gotta have turkey on Thanksgiving! Thanksgiving with no turkey is like 4th of July with no apple pie! Or Friday with no two pizzas!

Monica:
All right, fine, if it means that much to you! But there's gonna be a ton left over!

Joey:
No, there won't! I promise, I will finish that turkey!

Monica:
Okay, you're telling me that you can eat almost an entire turkey in one sitting?

Joey:
That's right! 'Cause I'm a Tribbiani, and this is what we do! We may be not great thinkers, or world leaders, we don't read a lot, or run very fast... but damn it, we can eat!