American Dad!, Season 7

Principal Lewis:
[on answering machine] Hey, it's Lewis. I can never find the damn phone. [Principal Lewis starts frantically searching for the phone]

Marguerite:
[on the phone] Lewis, it's the hot tub. I did some research, man. It used to have a stripper pole in it. They banned it because some tubs, when they get struck by lightning, they come alive! The hot tub is alive, and it escaped from a mental institution, and did some rapes...

Principal Lewis:
[who has been searching for the phone and found it in the freezer in the ice cream] What are you saying, Marguerite?

Marguerite:
[over phone still] I'm saying, the hot tub, is a murderer.