Frisky Dingo, Season 2

Xander:
Can you even be gay for a robot? [in robot tone] Beep-beep, I am a gay-bot!

Xtacle:
..Y-..you think we're robots?!

Xander:
[in robot tone] May I offer you a robot blowjob?

Xtacle:
..this-this is just armor! [clanks helmet]

Xander:
Power down gay robot; that is an an earthman order!

Xtacle:
Okay, hang on...

[Xtacle takes off helmet, revealing a human head.]

Xander:
[Gasp]

Xander:
Oh my... god...

Xtacle:
That's what I've been saying.

Xander:
You look.. so... real!

Xtacle:
[exhasperated sigh] Look-

Xander:
Can I... touch you?

Xtacle:
Kinda prefer you didn't.

Xander:
Just be still.

Xtacle:
No, hey, come on!

Xander:
Feel my touch.

[Xander sucker punches the Xtacle in the face, knocking him unconscious]