Frisky Dingo, Season 2

Xander:
So, what's this whole movie deal about Killface?

Camera Man:
Actually, he's running for president.

Xander:
He's what?! How?!

Camera Man:
Yeah, cause when he activated the Anihalatrix, he cured Global Warming.

Xander:
Wait, no, I turned it on!

Camera Man:
Well, he says he did.

Xander:
Son of a BITCH!

Cmaera Man:
Yeah, so do cabs ever come by here?

Xander:
Well, you know what? If he's running for President, then so am I!

Camera Man:
Well, it takes, like, tons and tons of money to run for president.

Xander:
[Holds up check containing his billions.] Well, is that enough? Ka-kow!

Camera Man:
Hey, when did you get the check back?

Xander:
Oh, just right after that whole incident with it blowing away. [Flashback, Xander comes down from Annihilatrix in elevator] Xander: Yeah, have fun getting the shit stomped outta you by the Xtacles when I go back to my house to get my Awesome X gear from that hooker who was living there the last time I... [check blows into his face] ...checked.

[Flashback, Xander comes down from Annihilatrix in elevator]

Xander:
Yeah, have fun getting the shit stomped outta you by the Xtacles when I go back to my house to get my Awesome X gear from that hooker who was living there the last time I... [check blows into his face] ...checked.

Xander:
Apparently, it's been here the whole time...SUCKERS!!