Frisky Dingo, Season 2

Wendell:
What! How could you even say that? I'm a freakin' force of nature here. Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew--

Xander:
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! ::crash::

Wendell:
Oh...I'll get you a new lamp.

Xander:
Yeah, that was actually a sconce.

Wendell:
Still though...

Xander:
Yeah, it's just...I kind of spent a lot of time developing the Awesome X brand.

Wendell:
Totally, yeah and it's understandable, you know, you're protective of it.

Xander:
And I hate for you to go up there and...

Wendell:
I get it.

Xander:
...get your fat ass handed to you.

Wendell:
Wow.

Xander:
Yeah.

Wendell:
You just, ah...went ahead and put it out there.

Xander:
Well...

Wendell:
Muffin Top X!

Xander:
Well...

Wendell:
Just so you know, this armor does not protect my feelings.

Xander:
Ok, you know what? Yeah, do it.

Wendell:
Really?

Xander:
Yeah, because either your dumb ass dies or you somehow manage to kill the unspeakable horror about to spew forth from my ex-girlfriend's womb.

Wendell:
Um...

Xander:
Cause ah, you know, big picture, child support...

Wendell:
You gonna...

Xander:
I'm not saying perform an abortion...

Wendell:
Oh my god...

Xander:
But, let's see if you can't stab that thing while it's still in her belly.

Wendell:
Could maybe stab her in the belly if I had a machete.

Xander:
Well...your words.