Futurama, Season 1

Futurama (1999-2003, 2007-2013) is an animated television series created by Matt Groening and David X. Cohen. Set in the year 3000, a 20th century human who was frozen in the year 1999 awakes to find himself in the future, where he finds new friends… more »

Gambling's wrong and so is cheating, so is forging phoney IOU's

Let's let Lady Luck decide what type of torture's justified,

I'm pit boss here on Level Two.

Ooo, deep-fried robot!

Bender:
Just tell me why...

Robot Devil:
Check out this 55-page warrant.

Bender:
There must be robots worse than I...

Robot Devil:
We've checked it out; there really aren't!

Bender:
Then please let me explain,

My crimes were merely boy-ish pranks...

Robot Devil:
You stole from boy scouts, nuns, and banks!

Bender:
Ah, don't blame me; blame my upbringing! [Tries to take the Robot Devil's wallet]

Robot Devil:
Please stop sinning while I'm singing!

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