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American Dad!, Season 9

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Hayley:
[to her dazed father] Dad, you have to snap out of it! You gotta get Mom where she needs to get to!

Stan:
I can't, Hayley! I don't know what to do! If only there was some sort of kindly robot or magic wand that could pleasure my wife. But we live in the real world.

Hayley:
Dad, look around you! The ghost is getting stronger! You have to satisfy Mom!

Stan:
You're right. But I clearly don't know what I'm doing anymore!

Hayley:
You just need to get some help. A book or the Internet...

Stan:
Or an oversexed hippie who just happens to be my daughter. Hayley, you are gonna be my sex coach.

Hayley:
[after a moment of pause] Well, that really backfired on me, didn't it?

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