American Dad!, Season 9

[Francine brings an incapacitated Stan to Hayley and Roger]

Roger:
Okay. I'll bite. What's up with the gyroscope on his junk?

Francine:
Stan was injured and went into a rare condition known as "testicular retreat syndrome". His "nuggs" were so traumatized, they ran up into his body to heal.

Hayley:
What?! Will he be okay?

Francine:
We don't know yet. They might drop down again someday, but the doctors say there's a good chance they'll just die up there, like a gut-torn rabbit in a wooden thicket.

Roger:
Wait. Hold on a second. I'm confused. Why the hell didn't you dicks show up to our balalaika concert?!

Stan:
[falsetto voice] I've got bigger problems right now than supporting your commie music!

[Hayley and Roger laugh]

Stan:
Stop! So what if I sound a little feminine?! Stop laughing, and treat me with the respect I deserve!

[Hayley and Roger laugh again]

Stan:
My voice is not that…

[dogs are heard barking faintly]

Stan:
Not that high.

[the barking grows louder]

Stan:
It's a little higher than usual.

[the barking grows even louder; the sound of banging against the door is heard]