Game of Thrones, Season 1

Tyrion Lannister:
About the gold- [Mord hits Tyrion]

Mord:
No gold! No gold!

Tyrion Lannister:
Listen to me, sometimes, possession, is an abstract concept-[Mord hits him] When they captured me, they took my purse, but the gold is still mine!

Mord:
Where?!

Tyrion Lannister:
"Where?!" I don't know where, but-[Mord hits Tyrion] Free me!

Mord:
You want free? [gestures to the mile-long drop where his cell ends] Go be free.

Tyrion Lannister:
Have you ever heard the phrase "rich as a Lannister"? Of course you have. You're a smart man. You know who the Lannisters are. I am a Lannister. Tyrion, son of Tywin. Of course, you've also heard the phrase "a Lannister always pays his debts". If you deliver a message to Lady Arryn for me, I will be in your debt.

[Mord looks at Tyrion incredulously]

Tyrion Lannister:
I will owe you gold. … If you deliver the message, and I live, which I very much intend to do.

Mord:
[suspicious] What message?

Tyrion Lannister:
[gets up] Tell her I wish to confess my crimes.