American Horror Story, Season 1: Murder House

Chad Warwick:
[to Violet] No. A very, very human surrogate. Your lovely mother.

Tate Langdon:
You think you can steal those twins? You pathetic homos couldn't steal the shit out of your ass!

Violet Harmon:
You know what, it doesn't matter! As soon as my parents get back, we're leaving here. They're leaving, so knock yourself out.

Chad Warwick:
Honey, your parents aren't going anywhere as long as you're stuck here.

Patrick:
And don't you get snotty little sister, you'd be begging to babysit. As big as this place is, it does get very lonely.

Chad Warwick:
It could get ugly though. Were you a C-section? Is there an existing zipper we might use?

Tate Langdon:
Watch it, you goddamned queen!

Chad Warwick:
I'm quaking in my loafers! What are you gonna do? Murder me?