American Horror Story, Season 3: Coven

Joan:
Oh, this is the welcoming committee, and you brought baked goods, aren't you darling? Well we'd love to visit but we're running late for church. [to Luke] We'll take the cake to share.

Madison:
Church? It's not even Sunday.

Luke:
It's Bible study.

Joan:
It's how we maintain our personal relationship with our Lord, Jesus Christ.

Madison:
You know that's all a crock of shit, right? I mean, why wait for some phony happily ever after when you can have your piece now? I say.