Gravity Falls, Season 2

(Dipper and Wendy watch a cheesy old horror film)

Girl:
What do we do, Chadley? I thought they were dead!

Boy:
Far worse, Trixandra! They're nearly almost dead, but not quite!

(Title Screen:
"NEARLY ALMOST DEAD but NOT QUITE!")

Dipper:
Man, these movies are a lot less scary when you've actually fought real zombies.

Wendy:
They're slow! Power-walk away from them!

(On the TV...)

Chadley:
Ahhh! My face is being eaten a lot!

(Dipper and Wendy laugh.)

Wendy:
Chadley ain't pretty no more!