H2O: Just Add Water, Season 1

[In the JuiceNet Cafe, it's come to light that Elliot has a crush on Rikki; Rikki, Emma and Cleo go to talk behind the pool table, as Elliot remains at their table]

Cleo:
It's so sweet! He has a crush on you!

Rikki:
[obviously put off by this revelation] Yeah, sweet like a lemon! [to Emma] Did you know about this?

Emma:
Well...not exactly. [Rikki looks out the window; Emma continues] Rikki, don't hurt his...

Rikki:
Don't even think about asking me to humour him. It's not gonna happen.

Emma:
Can you at least be gentle?

Cleo:
He's a sweet kid.

Rikki:
You're all disturbed! Why is everything sweet and nice all the time?

Emma:
Rikki, it's his first crush! Don't you remember what it was like to be a kid?

Rikki:
No, and besides, this is just...all because I saved his life. It's like pulling a thorn out of a dog's foot.

Emma:
And you'd do that gently, wouldn't you?

Rikki:
No! I'd do it fast, and hope I didn't get bitten. OK, I don't do the whole "relationship" thing very well.

Cleo:
It's not a relationship. He's eleven.

Rikki:
OK, I don't do the whole "people liking me" thing very well.

Emma:
What's there to do?

Rikki:
Fine, tell me what to say to get him off my case...and I'll say it.

[brief pause, Cleo thinks, shakes her head, and shrugs]

Cleo:
I've got nothing.

Emma:
Me either.