Hannah Montana, Season 1

Miley:
Mom always knew the right stuff to buy me. She had great taste. But dad. Oh, man, he has the taste of a month-old pickle.

Lilly:
Look, no dad knows how to shop for a girl. You know what my dad gave me for my last birthday? A savings bond. You can touch it, you can feel it, but you can't spend it. Pointless.

Miley:
Well, I'd take a saving bond instead of one of these presents any day. Behold... the ghosts of holidays past. [Shows Lilly the dresses]

Lilly:
I think I'm gonna be sick. I need a fashion magazine! Cool, hip, trendy... Okay, all better. I can't believe you actually wore these in public.

Miley:
Oh please, they never made it out of the house.

Flashback to two years ago

Robbie Ray:
Miley! Let's see that pretty birthday number.

Miley:
[Spills tomato juice on her dress] Daddy does tomato juice stain?

Flashback to one year ago

Miley:
[Throws spaghetti over her dress] Mamma mia! Thatsa bigga staina!