Hannah Montana, Season 1

Robby:
Like I've always told you, an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.

Mr. Dontzig:
Stewart! [comes running into house] Stewart! You gotta help me! Those candy-grabbers are like piranha! They're coming by the busload. It's like someone put an ad in the paper.

Robby:
The paper? Why, that's way too slow. If somebody wanted to get information out fast, they'd just run down Pacific Coast Highway with a bullhorn.

Mr. Dontzig:
You didn't.

Robby:
[picks up bullhorn] Oh yes I did. Gotcha. [turns to door] Okay kids, come on in, don't be shy.

Mr. Dontzig:
Curse you, Stewart! [runs away]

Miley':
Dad, what about revenge making the whole world blind?

Robby:
I was teaching that to you; it's too late for me.