Happy Days, Season 3

[Richie appears at the breakfast table in the kitchen]

Joanie:
Hey, Rich.

Marion:
Good morning, Richie. Would you like Corn Flakes for breakfast, dear?

Richie:
[clenches his teeth at his mother] I never want Corn Flakes again. Oatmeal.

Marion:
Well, I thought you liked Corn Fla--

Richie:
[slaps the table, then screams at her] OATMEAL!!!!

Marion:
I'll make oatmeal. [storms to grab a canister of "Quaker Oats" oatmeal, then looks at her son, shocked, with her hand to her heart]

Howard:
[shocked, then angry] What kind of a way is that to talk to your mother?!

Richie:
[sweetly] Oh, I'm sorry, Mom. Corn Flakes are OK. You see, I tried out some of the advice that the Fonz gave me the other night. And he said that if you sound tough, people listen, and it works!

Howard:
Boy, I say! [to Marion, pointing to Joanie and Richie from right to left] This one with her "hi-schow" and this one yelling like King Kong! [throws his napkin on the table and storms to the door] Who could eat breakfast around here?! I'm going down to the store.

Marion:
You're going nowhere. Sit down! [Howard sits right back down] And start eating, Howie! All of you, EAT! [smiles and have her thumb up] And chalk one up for the Fonz.