Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law, Season 1

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[A candidate for the clerk position enters Harvey's office]

Harvey:
Take a seat.

Peanut:
Is that your bird? Can I touch it? [whispering] Does it bite?

Harvey:
How 'bout we start with your name?

Peanut:
Peanut

Harvey:
Uh-huh So your last job was at, um, I don't see anything listed

Peanut:
Um, I used to work at a baltimization plant

Harvey:
Baltimization?

Peanut:
Oh, yeah. You see, the Japanese claim it increases sexual potency tenfold. They call it "paw-paw-paw-zaaaaah".

Harvey:
Really?

Peanut:
Mmm. You know

Harvey:
Mm.. Mhmmm... [writes it down] Well, you quit that job?

Peanut:
Actually, I believe I was fired from that job

Harvey:
Oh?

Peanut:
Well, there was the murder of a supervisor. Nothing proven. I just thought it was better to move on.

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