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Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law, Season 4

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[X dials the number for an Evil Life Coach]

Perfectionist:
Hi. I've changed my menu options, so please listen carefully. For landscaping, press one. Dog walking, press two. Nude housecleaning, press any key any time...

X:
[impatiently] Come on, come on, come on...

Perfectionist:
If you need an Evil Life Coach, press four.

[X presses four]

X:
[awkwardly] Hi... uh, heh... Well, I saw your ad, and uh...

Voice Mail Prompt:
You have... ten... seconds.

X:
[frantically] PLEASE HELP ME, I'M NOT EVIL ENOUGH! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! MAKE ME EVIL!

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