Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law, Season 4

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Harvey:
I have to call this number to find out if I have to report for jury duty (looks around, sees he is alone) Wait, who am I talking to? (Dials number, Mentok answers phone like an automated recording)

Mentok:
If your number is greater than 3000...(Harvey looks at his number: 2147)...you don't have to come in tomorrow.

Harvey:
Damn!

Mentok:
I'm not finished.

Harvey:
Oh.

Mentok:
If your number is divisible by 19, you don't have to come in tomorrow

Harvey:
Umm...(gets pen and paper)

Mentok:
If two trains leave your number at the same time travelling at the same speed in different directions, you don't have to come in tomorrow.

Harvey:
Hold on...

Mentok:
If your number is 2147 or less, you don't have to come in tomorrow.

Harvey:
YES!!

Mentok:
Unless it IS "2147" WHICH MEANS YOU DO!! WE'LL SEE YOU AT 5:45 AM, SUCKERRRR!!!

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