Hawaii Five-0, Season 3

[Steve sends Chin Ho Kelly to keep watch over his mother at home, even bring her some food]

Chin Ho Kelly:
Well, I hope you don't mind, but Steve asked me to bring you by some breakfast.

Doris McGarrett:
Oh, how nice. Except, um, the thing is I've already made breakfast and Steve knows that, so I really hope you're a better cop than you are a liar.

Chin Ho:
Excuse me?

Doris:
Coco puffs from Liliha Bakery. [takes a piece] Ah, that is really good work. I mean, appealing to my nostalgic side and everything, well, I'm sure Steve told you that I used to bring these every Sunday morning to him and his sister -but if there's one thing I learned at the CIA about using a diversionary technique, it's, um, avoid the obvious.

Chin Ho:
They're just coco puffs.

Doris:
They're still really delicious. They're even better with a cup of coffee.

Chin Ho:
Okay.

Doris:
You can tell my son that whether or not he cares to acknowledge it, I've been taking care of myself since before he was born and I'm actually pretty damn good at it. So, you can stay here and have that cup of coffee, talk Kukui High football, if you want that, I'm game -but if you're here just to babysit me, you can leave right now. But the coco puffs stay with me.

Chin Ho:
I'll take my coffee black.

Doris:
Good choice.