Homicide: Life on the Street, Season 2

Bolander:
Why is it when a guy leaves 5 drops of coffee painting the bottom of the pot, he thinks he's immune from brewing a fresh pot of coffee?

Felton:
Sorry.

Bolander:
I mean, everybody is lookin' to duck something.

Felton:
I said I was sorry.

Bolander:
Why when you go in the john, there's always one piece of toilet paper stuck to the roll? Cause some guy thinks that if he technically didn't finish it, he's not responsible for replacing it?

Munch:
Society is based on technicalities. It's the hallmark of late capitalism, Stanley. Figure it out.

Bolander:
Same thing with milk.

Felton:
Stan, I'm brewing more coffee.

Bolander:
How come every time I open that refrigerator, there's one drop of milk left in the carton? So who has to go to the 7-11 and replace the carton of milk?

Munch:
Me.

Bolander:
That's besides the point. He's doing that on my behalf. He could be doing something else for me.