How I Met Your Mother, Season 4

Marshall:
Stella hated Star Wars! She lied to you. Search your feelings, Ted. You know it to be true!

Ted:
Well, that's her business.

Barney:
Come on Ted, she left you at the altar! [gang begins arguing until Lily notices the taxi]

Lily:
Wa-wait, where's she going? Her cab just missed the turn to the Lincoln Tunnel.

Robin:
Why would anybody buy take-out food and bring it all the way back to New Jersey, anyway?

Ted:
She's going to her office.

Marshall:
No. [recounts restaurant order scene] The waiter asked her, "And you need utensils?" She said, "No, I'll just take them straight home."

Ted:
If she's going home, why are we still heading to- oh my God. Tony lives downtown. "Home" is Tony's apartment. She was gonna make me move to New Jersey, and she's moving into the city WITH TONY?!? Son of a bitch! [Gang cheers him on]

Marshall:
Finally, finally, buddy.

Ted:
I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!

Marshall:
I know, I know, and I love it! [Ted rips off window crank] Yeah, that is awesome! [to taxi driver] Sir, we'd be happy to cover the cost of that window crank! I love angry Ted!

Ted:
So do I!