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How I Met Your Mother, Season 4

How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014) is an American sitcom, which aired Mondays at 8:00 pm on CBS. The series is narrated through flashbacks from the future, in which an older version of the main character, Ted Mosby, tells his two children the story o… more »

[Barney just discovered he did not sire a baby with his latest sexual conquest and tells Marshall about it]

Barney:
Marshall, great news - I'm not a father.

Marshall:
Congratulations, buddy. [Shakes Barney's hand]

Barney:
I know, this is the happiest moment of my life! Marshall, the way I feel about not having kids... I never knew I could love something this much. That's why, I'm creating a holiday. From now on, today will be known as "Not A Father's Day"!

Marshall:
Wow, you're creating a holiday.

Barney:
Why not? Everyone else gets a day - mothers, fathers, Bastille's...why can't there be a day for those who are single and like it that way?

Marshall:
Now you just sound like a fat girl at Valentine's Day.

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