How I Met Your Mother, Season 4
Robin:
You know what it is? We were having sex. Men and women need sex to live together. It... it solves all disputes.
Ted:
Oh, like Barney's theory about world peace.
[flashback]
Barney:
So I explain to her... I said, "Madeleine, every single international conflict essentially boils down to sexual tension."
Ted:
Every international conflict?
Barney:
Every single one, dude.
Ted:
So the crisis in the Middle East could be solved by...
Barney:
Gaza Strippers! Next...
Ted:
Apartheid.
Barney:
Apart thighs! What else you got?
Ted:
Cold War.
Barney:
[brief pause] Mrs. Gorbachev, take down those pants!
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