How I Met Your Mother, Season 4
[Ted has a flashback about his old Wesleyan radio gig after Robin finds it in his resume] Ted:
[as Doctor X] Doctor X here, shooting truth bullets at you from an undisclosed location, 'cause if they knew where I was, they'd shut me down. Marshall: [listening with Lily at their dorm room] You're on the third floor of the Student Center next to the game room, you tool! Ted: Been reading a lot of letters about my segment on how racist this school's meal plan is. Lily: How can there be any letters if no one knows where you are, douche? Ted: That's why I'm organizing a happening outside the Dining Hall. Monday, at midnight. Time has come that these puppet masters took this ignorance of justice off the menu. Student: [cuts in during broadcast] Hey Ted, we need a fourth one for foosball. What are you doing here, anyway? Ted: Dude, get out of here, be there in a sec. [resumes Doctor X spiel] Remember, Dining Hall at midnight. Another Doctor X happening. I'll be there, 'cause X marks the spot-ot-ot-ot...
Ted:
[as Doctor X] Doctor X here, shooting truth bullets at you from an undisclosed location, 'cause if they knew where I was, they'd shut me down.
Marshall:
[listening with Lily at their dorm room] You're on the third floor of the Student Center next to the game room, you tool!
Ted:
Been reading a lot of letters about my segment on how racist this school's meal plan is.
Lily:
How can there be any letters if no one knows where you are, douche?
Ted:
That's why I'm organizing a happening outside the Dining Hall. Monday, at midnight. Time has come that these puppet masters took this ignorance of justice off the menu.
Student:
[cuts in during broadcast] Hey Ted, we need a fourth one for foosball. What are you doing here, anyway?
Ted:
Dude, get out of here, be there in a sec. [resumes Doctor X spiel] Remember, Dining Hall at midnight. Another Doctor X happening. I'll be there, 'cause X marks the spot-ot-ot-ot...
Marshall:
[in present day] If you think people liked your show, they did not-ot-ot-ot...
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