How I Met Your Mother, Season 4

[Lily just confessed to Ted the truth about engineering his breakups, especially that with Robin, which turned out to be accidental]

Robin:
Oh my God!

Ted:
Lily, you can't manipulate people like that! I've known you 12 years and I can honestly say I've NEVER BEEN MORE FURIOUS AT YOU!

Lily:
Well, I didn't mean to...

Ted:
No, I don't want to hear it..

Barney:
[cuts in] Whoa whoa, settle down. Let's just settle down! I have one question: [Turns to Marshall, asking about the nightshirts they are wearing] What do these bad boys feel like in bed?

Marshall:
Come, let's go see. [Marshall and Barney head to the bedroom]

Robin:
So if it weren't for you, Ted and I would still be dating?

Lily:
OR you would have stayed together far too long, had an incredibly bitter breakup and not even remain friends and [teary eyed, to Robin] you and I would never have become best friends.

Robin:
Don't even say that. [Hugs Lily]

Ted:
Stop hugging! Lily, you had no right to interfere in my relationships. You got lucky, okay? You met the love of your life in a dorm hallway when you were 18 - that doesn't give you the right to play God to the rest of us mortals down here who are still looking for someone. You are so concerned with who you and Marshall are gonna end up in that front porch with-you know what, you can have it to yourselves. [leaves living room]