How I Met Your Mother, Season 4
[Barney confronts Matthew Panning over the 200-women dare, even though he screwed up the count.]
Matthew Panning:
So Barney, great to hear from you after all this time, what's going on?
Barney:
I've had sex with 200 women! [shows the list]
Matthew:
[sees list] Good God, that's way too many. I mean, that's just gross! You sought counseling for sex addiction? Because you are a prime candidate.
Barney:
Oh, have you sought counseling for I-win-you-lose? Yeah. Suddenly, those hundred girls you nailed in the seventh grade aren't so impressive.
Matthew:
Hundred girls? Is that what this is about? Barney, I lied!
Barney:
Sure you did.
Matthew:
I was 12, of course I was lying. I didn't have a pet Ewok either.
Barney:
Sure you didn't.
Matthew:
Your whole adult life is based on something I lied about when I was 12?
Barney:
Jealous?
Matthew:
[exasperated with Barney's response] I gotta go pick up my kids at school. Sounds like you got a lot of problems. Good luck, I guess. [leaves]
Barney:
I'm awesome. [tears up list] Okay, 200. Now what? [looks at Robin]
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