How I Met Your Mother, Season 6

[The gang is at MacLaren's Bar with Jerry trying to figure out which club to go to]

Barney:
Let's see, what club should we hit first? There's Club Was, there's Wrong…

Marshall:
Um, those places shut down a long time ago.

Barney:
Oh no.

Marshall:
Oh No shut down too.

Ted:
There's Where.

Jerry:
Where's Where?

Lily:
Where's where Was was, isn't it?

Barney:
No, Was wasn't where Where was. Was was where Wrong was, right?

Jerry:
Okay…

Ted:
Not Okay. That place is lame.

Robin:
Okay is Lame? I thought Lame was a gay bar. Or is that Wrong?

Marshall:
That's wrong. That's Not Wrong.

Barney:
Guys, focus.

Robin:
Oh, I like Focus, let's go there.

Ted:
Where?

Robin:
Not Where, Focus.

Lily:
I thought Focus was closed.

Barney:
No, Was was Closed. Once Was shut down, it reopened as Closed.

Marshall:
So Closed is open.

Robin:
No, Closed is closed.

Jerry:
I don't know. Third base, right?!

Robin:
Ew, Third Base is all frat guys.

Lily:
I'll go any place, okay?

Ted:
Not Okay. Okay is lame.

Robin:
Okay is not Lame. Lame is a gay bar.

Lily:
Guys, shut up.

Barney:
No, Shut Up shut down. I can't believe I don't know the clubs anymore.

Marshall:
Guys, just pick a club, okay?

Ted:
Not Okay!

All:
Okay is Lame! Gay bar!

Marshall:
For the record, um, I was in there once by accident. I'm pretty sure it's pronounced Lamé.

Barney:
It's Hopeless, isn't it?

[cut to the group at a club called Hopeless]