How I Met Your Mother, Season 6

[Marshall has arrived home from his job interview.]

Lily:
Hey baby, how'd it go?

Marshall:
Lily, this year, this nasty schoolyard bully of a year will not stop punching me in the face. How did we kick off 2011? My dad died. And now, after five months of unemployment, I just blew my dream job. Good news is, in a few seconds, I'm gonna start heaving my guts out because that's what life is to me now: just losing what's inside until I'm just empty.

Lily:
Baby, come here.

Marshall:
I just want to shut my eyes for a few seconds before it starts.

[Marshall goes to his bedroom and lies down.]

Future Ted:
And Marshall slept…[the set darkens and then lights up again] All night.

[Marshall wakes up to find out that he hadn't gotten sick at all. In a later scene, Lily comes into the room]

Marshall:
Lily, it's a miracle! I didn't get sick! I-I-I didn't get sick.

Lily:
I know, baby. [reveals a pregnancy tester in her hands] ...I'm pregnant.