In Treatment, Season 1

In Treatment (2008-2010) was an HBO drama about a psychotherapist, 53-year-old Dr. Paul Weston, and his weekly sessions with patients. more »

Alex:
OK. I'll tell you what happened. Otherwise, you won't feel like you're doing your job, right? But before I start, something I've gotta know. Did you ever jerk off to anything a patient told you?

Paul:
What?

Alex:
Come on. Come on. I mean, you must hear some crazy stories from women. Explicit shit. Fantasies. Did you ever jerk off afterwards?

Paul:
Are you concerned that I'll masturbate to something that you tell me, Alex?

Alex:
Me? No. I'm talking about you've got women, they sit here on your couch. They tell you all about f***ing. It must get to you sometimes. I know it would get to me.

Paul:
Do you masturbate?

Alex:
There you go again, you're answering a question with a question.

Paul:
All right. I'll answer with an answer. I'm a human being. I masturbate sometimes. My fantasies are about many, many things. All sorts of women. Is that what you wanted to hear? That in that regard I'm not that substantially different from you?

Alex:
That's the first time you've ever answered one of my questions. In any case, you won't masturbate to me and Laura's story, I guarantee you that. You may think of it the next time you're having sex with your wife and you're trying not to come.

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