The Inbetweeners, Series 1

The Inbetweeners is an award-winning comedy series airing on the British TV channel E4. It is based on the lives of four teenage boys in their last years of school. more »

(Will's mum drives up to the school gates)

Will:
Oh, no...

Simon:
(surprised) Is that your mum?

Will:
I told her not to come and pick me up.

Neil:
She's fit.

Jay:
I'd f*** her!

Will:
(hesitates) Well, thanks very much.

Jay:
Well wouldn't you?

Will:
Well, considering she's my mother...no?!

Jay:
Yeah, but what if she wasn't?

Will:
Well she is, so still no.

Simon:
Yeah, but what he's saying is, if she wasn't your mum...would you f*** her?

Will:
(sarcastically) Oh, are we still doing this?

Jay:
Look, all I wanna know is whether you'd get down between her knees, spread them, and...

Will:
(cutting him off angrily) Can we please stop talking about my mother's VAGINA?!

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